LV--Entire Allied Team Featured on Milk Carton!
 

This is an APB for the lost Allied team and file #055a, which has been MIA for just 10 days short of two months and counting. Axis spies report that sources within the Allied camp say that Koz has been bogarting the file. Other sources claim to have spotted it near a medical Mary Jane clinic in southern CA. Neutral embassies are demanding that this turkey be delivered to the Axis team before Thanksgiving--that is the U.S. one, not the 2009 Canadian holiday.