The Evil Plan Generator

[KG_SSpoom]

LMAO !!!!
Nice one Pat

[KG_ThorsHammer]

I noticed most had "Stormtroopers"...KG syndrome at work?You make the call:)


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Corporate Takeover, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_SSpoom]

My StormTroopers are the cloned ones in the white armor
=)

[KG_Jag]

The fatal flaw in Pat's plan is that the bikini season in Duluth is woefully short! As in don't blink... The Harley season is only marginally longer. That's why he had to go the hurricane peninsula to ride.

[KG_Swampfox]

Touche Bill, However with even a slight breeze blowing Ashley Judd would be able to cut glass with those nipples, and that thought sir, would keep a Texan warm here in January............

Swamp ;)

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Originally Posted by KG_Swampfox

even a slight breeze blowing Ashley Judd would be able to cut glass with those nipples

OMG, What a visual!

[KG_Soldier]

I/ Yikes!!!!!!!!!!

[KG_Panzerschreck]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Prove once and for all that a Tiger I is better than any Panther.

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first date Selma Hayek, who looks simply stunning in a bikini, wearing a Python on the turret of a Tiger I. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival they will say Who is this Demented, but ruggedly handsom Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Oak Leaf Pattern Camo?

Stage Two:

Next, you will drink loads of beer in the Lowenbrau Beerhall in Munich, Germany. This will cause countless hordes of undead Zombie warriors to rise from their graves to do your bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Beer, Tanks, and Large Breasted Women the world over, as lesser men the world over wish that they were you.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World that your Tiger I with Salma as gunner, blew away Swampfox and Ashley Judd in a one on one tank duel. This will all be done from Duluth, Mn., to show the world that you are a good sport and would play on their home turf, an excellent choice if we might say. These deeds will herald the begining of all things good, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you the person with the best taste in woman, tanks, beer and most likely to to be voted "Earths Grand omnipotent Stomper".

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Jag]

You guys must all be meeting in Soldier's shed!

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Go on with your bad self Shreckie!